In which comedic legend Chelsea Peretti forgets how to talk to herself.
THE BEST: Nothing is more Larry Bird than this play
This is, by far, my favorite Larry Bird moment, and a Top 10 NBA Moment Ever in my opinion. The first time I saw this highlight, I gasped.
It’s one thing to know your shot is short. It’s another to know where the rebound’s headed. It’s a third to instinctually and immediately go for the ball, and just patently absurd to switch hands to get the shot off, and make it.
There are a lot of great plays in the NBA, but you will not find ten better than this. It really is breathtaking.
Someday, I hope my future boyfriend also proposes to me with a flash mob, SO I CAN DUMP HIS ASS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ALL THOSE IDIOTIC PEOPLE!!!
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THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO ON THE INTERNET FOR 2K13
BAD BOYS: Salley to Dumars to Rodman
I’m obsessed with this pass from Joe Dumars, which isn’t just behind-the-back to avoid falling out of bounds, but fools Michael Jordan and has the perfect english to hit Dennis Rodman in stride for the easy dunk.
Dumars wasn’t just saving this basketball. He saw Rodman flashing out of the corner of his eye, and looped a perfect pass. You can see him whip around to watch the play.
That, my friends, is a perfect pass.
This week I attended a party with a new friend of mine. It was kinda a who’s who situation, open bar, an embarrassment of riches.
I kind of hate parties because I never have anything to say to anybody and I really just want to talk to whatever one friend I’m there with and get slowly hammered and…